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yankee-in-the-phonebox:

thewigmonsters:

creepdick:

One of these is a size 3 and the other is a size 9. Someone please tell me why the dramatic leap in sizes? They dont look much different, This is why shopping for women’s bottoms in America is daunting


#Pretty sure designers just chuck a dart at a wall covered in post it numbers#whichever it hits that’s the size they use (x)









"Shopping for women’s bottoms". I’m sure there’s a really bad joke in there somewhere that has nothing to do with shorts. Or else it’s the previous post about Hannah Montana.

"Today, the average American woman is 5’4″, has a waist size of 34-35 inches and weighs between 140-150 lbs, with a dress size of 12-14. Fifty years ago, the average woman was 5’3-4″ with a waist size of approximately 24-25″, she weighed about 120 lbs and wore a size 8. Curiously, over the past twenty years, fashion model sizes have dropped from a size 8 to 0. Whenever I hear 0 I can’t help but envision an invisible woman. It gets more interesting when you look at changes in women’s bodies and dress sizes dating from the 1950′s. There was actually a uniform sizing system for women’s clothes until the US Department of Commerce dropped it in 1983 noting that the traditional sizes were no longer reflecting the size and shape of the average consumer. Today, in order to cater to women’s vanity, as women have gotten larger, designers have manipulated sizes so that truly larger sizes are marked as smaller. A size 8 in the 1950′s is now a size 4 or less today. Sizing from brand to brand is now so variable that most women fill their closets with at least two or three different sizes.."

yankee-in-the-phonebox:

thewigmonsters:

creepdick:

One of these is a size 3 and the other is a size 9. Someone please tell me why the dramatic leap in sizes? They dont look much different, This is why shopping for women’s bottoms in America is daunting

"Shopping for women’s bottoms". I’m sure there’s a really bad joke in there somewhere that has nothing to do with shorts. Or else it’s the previous post about Hannah Montana.

"Today, the average American woman is 5’4″, has a waist size of 34-35 inches and weighs between 140-150 lbs, with a dress size of 12-14. Fifty years ago, the average woman was 5’3-4″ with a waist size of approximately 24-25″, she weighed about 120 lbs and wore a size 8. Curiously, over the past twenty years, fashion model sizes have dropped from a size 8 to 0. Whenever I hear 0 I can’t help but envision an invisible woman. It gets more interesting when you look at changes in women’s bodies and dress sizes dating from the 1950′s. There was actually a uniform sizing system for women’s clothes until the US Department of Commerce dropped it in 1983 noting that the traditional sizes were no longer reflecting the size and shape of the average consumer. Today, in order to cater to women’s vanity, as women have gotten larger, designers have manipulated sizes so that truly larger sizes are marked as smaller. A size 8 in the 1950′s is now a size 4 or less today. Sizing from brand to brand is now so variable that most women fill their closets with at least two or three different sizes.."

cleffairie:

i feel like once you were emo in middle school youre low key emo for the rest of your life, like you could be 20 in the middle of college wearing uggs or whatever but once you hear the first key to the black parade/i write sins/sugar we’re going down you sprout an imaginary fringe and start yelling your lungs out like its 2007 all over again

^

I am the same person i was in 2007

I am the same person i was in 2007

boat-daughters:

Shoes i made tonight to bring to Kraken Con, they are temporary for my Shimakaze cospla. They are gonna get thrashed and thrown out

boat-daughters:

Shoes i made tonight to bring to Kraken Con, they are temporary for my Shimakaze cospla. They are gonna get thrashed and thrown out

One of these is a size 3 and the other is a size 9. Someone please tell me why the dramatic leap in sizes? They dont look much different, This is why shopping for women’s bottoms in America is daunting

One of these is a size 3 and the other is a size 9. Someone please tell me why the dramatic leap in sizes? They dont look much different, This is why shopping for women’s bottoms in America is daunting

If theres a boy or a girl who you think is cute you should tell them as soon as possible because you never know when they might hurl themselves off the 3rd tallest bridge in the country

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boat-daughters:

Perfect~

boat-daughters:

Perfect~

Jesus

Jesus

I was fucking around with Tebbys new wig the other night. This my best impression of the crunchy Levi man~

I was fucking around with Tebbys new wig the other night. This my best impression of the crunchy Levi man~